Kilt Shopping

These are two friends of mine, Bud and Phil, that hooked me up with a kilt for the show in Scotland. A true Scotsman would not wear anything under the kilt, but I knew if I wore a kilt that someone in the band would be pulling up at it. At the end of the show Meat did a dash straight to me, at the bows, and pulled up on my kilt, not knowing that I went shopping with Crook and found a pair of funny underwear at a joke shop with red and white stripes and a fake butt sewed on to it. So when Meat pulled up on my kilt it looked like I was mooning the crowd. After Meat did this I pulled down the fake butt underwear and threw it in the crowd. It was a good laugh. It was really comfortable playing in the kilt, but just a little breezy.